Dental Humour
2: "HONDA!", said the fart There was a guy who went to his doctor and told him that every time he farts, it sounds like the word "HONDA". the doctor tried his best to find out the reason as to why such thing happned. But to no avail. He also sent the guy to many other stomach specialists who were also at a loss as to what could be the reason. Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist. After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up the guy's mouth and starts examining it. The dentist says "A-haa!!!!....I have solved the problem." The patient says "What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc"..... The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth." The guy says "Yeah....so....What has that got to do with my farts?" The dentist replies, "Cant you see??..... Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"
3: Everlasting teeth An elderly patient went to have her teeth checked. "Mrs. Hopgood, your teeth are good for the next 50 years. " the dentist beamed. To which she replied, "What will they do without me?"
4: Very painful! When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless" dentist. But a local lad quicky disputed this. "He's a fake ! " he told his mates. "He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he yelled like anyone else.
6: 50-50 A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50. " The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied... "Not yet...It's his turn with the teeth!"
7: Cavity Filling Young pretty Lady to her dentist: "Oh doc,Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity" . Dentist:"Well both are possible but you better tell me now which cavity you want filled, so that I can change the position of the chair"
8: Stained teeth Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie...
9: Unusual Dental Visit Dentist to Patient: (begging) " Would you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?" Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock football game.
10: Extraction Charges How much will this cost me? Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: Rs.500.00. Patient: Rs.500.00 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like
11: Atlast a big mouth! After a difficult day seeing patients, most of whom had been children, the dentist's biggest challenge had been getting those little mouths to stay open. To his delight, his last patient was an adult. "Welcome," he told her as he began the examination. "It's so nice to work on someone with a big mouth."
12: Patient Satisfaction While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. Im so glad to have found a painless dentist and one whos so gentle and understanding too." When seated in
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